Curse

BenO_Under · Sep 11, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33

well paul hasnt killed me for awile so hes fine with me right now

*kills doomlord with a PS1000*

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 01:34 AM // 01:34

he's not george clooney. He's not BenO. He's crunchbite! you should still dislike paul, tho.

...but thats besides the fact that doomlord scares me.

*looks around room nervously*

<.< >.> <.< >.>

BenO_Under · Sep 11, 2006, 01:36 AM // 01:36

*kills everyone in bar*
*comits suiside*
*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 01:39 AM // 01:39

*runs out of bar before crunchbite gets a chance to kill everyone*

oh man, i just killed that body of crunchbites, too!

all well...
*gets crunchbite an androids body*
*sips beer*
*eats chocolate*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 11, 2006, 01:47 AM // 01:47

*sips beer*

Last page reminded me of this joke for some reason. Tell this to your friends because it's harder to get when you're not reading it.

A skeleton walks into a bar he orders a beer and a mop.

"Yeah Metalicagrl, me and BenO are great friends now..." *pats him on the back*
"Yep ev-Oh shit, that was my chainsaw arm!*
*Stitches BenO's back back on...*
"Sorry 'bout that"
*nervously smiles*
"No hard feelings, right?"

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 01:53 AM // 01:53

lol. nice joke

anyway, it's not that i dislike you, paul....but you and doomlord scare me.

please dont hurt me!!! and, uh, dont take advantage of me being scared of you either.

i mean,
you could if you really wanted to....

*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 11, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35

Does NOT die.
Scares the crap out of metalicagrl.
Cackles evily.
Sips beer.

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 03:38 AM // 03:38

*curls up on the floor *
*shakes while looking around room*

there isn't any. giant. spiders. in. this room.
*makes a fort*
*hides in the fort*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 11, 2006, 03:40 AM // 03:40

Eats fort.
Sips beer.

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 03:48 AM // 03:48

oh...did you just destroy my fort? MY FORT?

*sprays spider repelant on doomlord*
*puts spider repelant powder all over floors and walls*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 11, 2006, 03:56 AM // 03:56

I'm not really vulnerable to spider repellant.
Eats spider repellant.
Burps.
See?
Sips beer.

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 03:58 AM // 03:58

yeah, but the majority was just Cayenne pepper

so it was at least really really hot.
and no, beer wouldn't help

*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 11, 2006, 04:16 AM // 04:16

Probably a bit zesty, but Bebiliths have no taste buds. Sorry.
Sips beer.

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 04:20 AM // 04:20

oh, well that must really suck

now i just feel sorry for you...here have a giant fly...if you want

*hands doomlord a giant fly*
*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 11, 2006, 05:21 AM // 05:21

Eats fly.
Sips beer.

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 05:38 AM // 05:38

*looks around room*
*notices nobody else here*
*sits in chair*
*orders beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 11, 2006, 05:40 AM // 05:40

Well... um... I kinda ate the bartender a while ago. You have to get your own beer.

metalicagrl · Sep 11, 2006, 05:55 AM // 05:55

eating a bartender...thats awesome!!!

if I got another bartender would you eat him too? or, or, what if i got 2, or 3 bartenders?

i dont mind getting my own drink.

*gets drink*
*drinks beer*

extra bacon · Sep 11, 2006, 06:48 AM // 06:48

why can't you guys save the mischief for when i get back from work?

RARG!!

*goes on a rampage smashing every table and chair in the bar*

-.-

*drinks beer standing up*

The Silver Star · Sep 11, 2006, 07:12 AM // 07:12

*wondering why he hasnt checked up on forum*
*head buts the table a few tiems*
*roll's on the floor drinking irn bru*

*finds a replacment bar tender*